I'M ON A BOAT LOOK AT ME I'M ON A BOAT...STUPID MOTHER FUCKER...YEAHH
-Chris
So..Me and My Bestiee/ part time ex boyfriend, Christopher, were just chilling...not much to do today because it rained...terrible. So there we were staring at each other in the face with nothing better to do with our lives, and me, being the random person I am, blurted "Take a picture trick, I'm on BOAT BITCH!" and that triggered both of our incurable urges to act like losers and we started to sing the song that we both hate to death..funny how we both hate it so much but we know the words verbatim. haha good times....(and why do you have the CD??)IncrediBAD.
The next song we started singing.. of course had to be Jizz In My Pants..which is a terrible song but dangerously addictiive and catchy... Yeah A very eventful day
I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to meAnd when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants
